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(Message started by: kimh on Apr 21^st, 2004, 7:32am)

Title: 2004 DNC Convention
Post by kimh on Apr 21^st, 2004, 7:32am

OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

Title: Re: 2004 DNC Convention
Post by thomas on Apr 21^st, 2004, 8:51am

I'll be there................NOT! LMAO got this one yesterday in e-mail, too funny.

Title: Re: 2004 DNC Convention
Post by Samantha_Smith on Apr 21^st, 2004, 4:20pm

And the laughs keep coming.........The Big Dig has proposed shutting down essential parts of Interstate 93 (i.e. right near the Fleet Center where the DNC will be happening) so they can finish construction and provide important attendees with extra security. Perhaps you have to live near Boston to understand the craziness of it all.

Title: Re: 2004 DNC Convention
Post by PittsburghJoe on Apr 22^nd, 2004, 12:53am

OFFICIAL 2004 RNC CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm - Compulsory Christian Prayer and Collection
6:30pm - Kill The Muslims rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Rush Limbaugh Narcotic Break.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to Nazi Germany.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for Enron/Tyco defense fund.
7:20pm - Rush Limbaugh Narcotic Break.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Halliburton.
7:45pm - Kill The Muslims rally no. 2. (Moderated by Ann Coulter)
8:00pm - George Bush presents one side of the issues
8:25pm - Dubya breaks for nose-candy.
8:30pm - "Everyone's a terrorist" workshop.

9:00pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Compulsory Christian Prayer and Collection no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of the bin Laden Family's Flight from America while all other flights were grounded post-9/11.
10:30pm - Cameo by The 700 Club
10:40pm - Rush Limbaugh Rehab Break.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the Almighty Dollar.
11:00pm - Double gay execution ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Corporate Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - Dubya presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm - 'Free the Enron Execs' pep rally.
11:59pm - Supreme Court/Diebold Election Fixing.
12:00am - Coronation of King George of America.

And YOU can be there for the mere sum of $2,000 per plate. Families of American Soldiers Killed in Action and 9/11 victims need not apply.

Title: Re: 2004 DNC Convention
Post by thomas on Apr 22^nd, 2004, 8:17am

on 04/22/04 at 00:53:52, PittsburghJoe wrote:

7:00pm - Tribute theme to Nazi Germany.

LMAO at all except this, remember Nazi = national socialists party. They were lefties.

Title: Re: 2004 DNC Convention
Post by PittsburghJoe on Apr 22^nd, 2004, 10:53am

Thomas, they were socialist in name only. Fascism is the most extreme right-wing type of gov't. Communism is the most extreme left-wing type. It's just that when you get that extreme, it's tough to distinguish between left-wing and right-wing. Hell, East Germany was the German Democratic Republic. I don't recall their regime being particularly democratic (as in the type of government, not the party).

Title: Re: 2004 DNC Convention
Post by thomas on Apr 22^nd, 2004, 11:13am

on 04/22/04 at 10:53:40, PittsburghJoe wrote:

It's just that when you get that extreme, it's tough to distinguish between left-wing and right-wing.

Once again I agree, I find it hard sometimes to tell the difference from Dems and Reps here. ;;D

Title: Re: 2004 DNC Convention
Post by FZfan on Apr 27^th, 2004, 6:48pm

"Republicans is fair if you're a multi-millionaire,
Democrats is fair if all you own is what you wear,
Neither of thems really right 'cause neither of them care,
About that hot-plate heaven,
'Cause they ain't been there..."

From "Hot Plate Heaven at the Green Hotel" by FZ.

Quote:

10:30pm - Cameo by The 700 Club

LMMFAO!

Title: Re: 2004 DNC Convention
Post by Magman on Apr 29^th, 2004, 4:34pm

2004 DNC Convention brought to you by:

Laurel & Hardy of DEMS 04
http://www.kdlltd.com/L&H.jpg

Title: Re: 2004 DNC Convention
Post by Magman on Apr 29^th, 2004, 4:46pm

'Running Mate???'

http://www.kdlltd.com/mate.jpg

Title: Re: 2004 DNC Convention
Post by Samantha_Smith on Apr 29^th, 2004, 5:45pm

Vote Libertarian! (I know I said that before in another post but I'm sayin' it again.) Vote Libertarian!