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(Message started by: no-one on Apr 12th, 2004, 6:53pm)

Title: Frederick's of Hollywood
Post by no-one on Apr 12th, 2004, 6:53pm
A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to
purchase some sheer
lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from
$250
to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the
most
sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might
as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked and return
it to the store tomorrow and get a $500 refund for myself.

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "I don’t believe this! You'd think that for $500, they'd
at
least iron it!"

Funeral Services are pending.

Title: Re: Frederick's of Hollywood
Post by Robert the....... on Apr 12th, 2004, 7:00pm
LMAO!!!!

Scott

Title: Re: Frederick's of Hollywood
Post by Gator on Apr 13th, 2004, 3:57am
[smiley=laugh.gif] I'd never make up out of my chair if I said that.  [smiley=laugh.gif]




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