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(Message started by: Gena on Apr 12^th, 2004, 4:42pm)

Title: Cuckoo Clock
Post by Gena on Apr 12^th, 2004, 4:42pm

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys".
I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ... promise!
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At
around 2:30 am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got
in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3
times.

Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9
times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick witty solution,
even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her
twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away
with that one!

She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her
why, she said "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then
said "oh @#%$," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted.

Title: Re: Cuckoo Clock
Post by FZfan on Apr 12^th, 2004, 6:37pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] LMAO!

Title: Re: Cuckoo Clock
Post by Robert the....... on Apr 12^th, 2004, 6:52pm

LMAO too!

:o :o :o I've seen me doing similar myself!!! :o :o :o

Scott