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(Message started by: FZfan on Apr 9^th, 2004, 11:56pm)

Title: the new parrot
Post by FZfan on Apr 9^th, 2004, 11:56pm

A woman went into a pet store to buy a parrot. They had a beautiful parrot and the price was only $50. "Why so cheap?" she asked the owner. "Well, you see, that bird was raised in a brothel. Occasionally it uses some pretty raw language." The woman thought about it, but decided she'd never find a better bargain, so she took it home. When she got it settled in its new cage, the bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit taken aback, but decided, "That's not so bad." Her two teenage daughters came in the room. When the bird saw them, he said, "New house, new madam, new sleepers." The girls were offended until their mother explained the bird's history. Moments later, her husband arrived home. The bird took one look at him and said, "Hi ya, Bob!"