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(Message started by: FZfan on Apr 9^th, 2004, 11:49pm)

Title: Turner Brown
Post by FZfan on Apr 9^th, 2004, 11:49pm

A small man enters an elevator and sees a giant of a man waiting for him. The big man notices that he's being stared at and says, "7 foot 2, 350 pounds, 20-inch penis, Turner Brown." The small man looks shocked and cowers in the corner. "What's wrong?" asks the big man. His voice trembling, the small man asks, "Wh- wh- what did you say?" "Oh, when you're my size, everybody always asks you the same questions, so I've gotten in the habit of answering them all at once: 7 foot 2 inches tall, I weight 350 pounds, my penis is 20 inches long, and my name is Turner Brown." "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around!'"