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(Message started by: Samantha_Smith on Apr 7^th, 2004, 9:28pm)

Title: Second Amendment Follies
Post by Samantha_Smith on Apr 7^th, 2004, 9:28pm

Seven Days Newspaper Article
Burlington, VT
April 7-14

Second Amendment Follies

"A husband and wife had to take cover behind a refrigerator in their home in Howard, Wisconsin, when bullets began exploding in the oven. Capt. Craig Kohlbeck of the Brown County Sheriff's Dept. said that the man had put the ammunition and three hand guns in the oven before the couple left on vacation, telling the officers that he figured the items would be safe there in case someone broke into the home while they were away. When they returned, Kohlbeck said, they had forgotten about the bullets until the woman turned on the oven to fix dinner."