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(Message started by: Woobie on Apr 7th, 2004, 3:08pm)

Title: Taxes........
Post by Woobie on Apr 7th, 2004, 3:08pm


TAXES

Accounts Receivable Tax

Building Permit Tax

Capital Gains Tax

CDL license Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Court Fines
(indirect taxes)

Dog License Tax

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax
(FUTA)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel permit tax

Gasoline Tax
(42 cents per gallon)

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax Interest expense
(tax on the money)

Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges
(tax on top of tax)

IRS Penalties
(tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax

Local Income Tax

Luxury Taxes

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Property Tax

Real Estate Tax

Septic Permit Tax

Service Charge Taxes

Social Security Tax

Road Usage Taxes
(Truckers)

Sales Taxes

Recreational Vehicle Tax

Road Toll Booth Taxes

School Tax

State Income Tax

State Unemployment Tax
(SUTA)

Telephone federal excise tax

Telephone federal universal service fee tax

Telephone federal, state and
local surcharge taxes

Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax

Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax

Telephone state and local tax

Telephone usage charge tax

Toll Bridge Taxes

Toll Tunnel Taxes

Traffic Fines
(indirect taxation)

Trailer registration tax

Utility Taxes

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

Watercraft registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS:
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most
prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest
middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What the hell happened???

Title: Re: Taxes........
Post by thomas on Apr 7th, 2004, 3:55pm
The "Great Society" happened, that's what.  Every dime the government "gives" to someone, comes out of mine or someone elses pocket.  The ferderal government generates zero dollars in revenue, folks.  They get their money from us, so the next time you hear wonderfull news about a great new federal or state program, ask yourself, and your representative, "Who is going to pay for it?"

Title: Re: Taxes........
Post by Samantha_Smith on Apr 7th, 2004, 9:09pm
Vote Libertarian!

Title: Re: Taxes........
Post by KingOfPain on Apr 8th, 2004, 2:32pm

Not sure if this is covered in one of the above or not.

Might be considered a sub-catagory......
anyway:


Airline Ticket Taxes

government ticket tax: 7.5 percent
frequent flyer tax: 7.5 percent
domestic flight segment tax: $3
security surcharge: $2.50 to $10
passenger facility charge: $4.50 to $18.00
jet fuel tax: 4.3 cents per gallon
fuel fee: 1 cent per gallon
international departure tax: $18
international arrival tax: $13.20
Customs fee: $5
INS user fee: $7
cargo waybill tax: 6.25 percent


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Title: Re: Taxes........
Post by 5-string on Apr 8th, 2004, 6:42pm

on 04/07/04 at 21:09:21, Samantha_Smith wrote:
Vote Libertarian!


I've got my card in my wallet.
..Mark..



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