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(Message started by: thomas on Apr 6^th, 2004, 7:47am)

Title: Greeting cards I like to send.
Post by thomas on Apr 6^th, 2004, 7:47am

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll
probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now that we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband

Title: Re: Greeting cards I like to send.
Post by t_h_b on Apr 6^th, 2004, 7:47pm

Thomas, this is an actual card I gave my mother on Mothers' Day many years ago, and it was TRUE:

Happy Mothers Day! I love you.....

(inside) but I'll never forgive you for wiping my face with spit on a hankie.

Title: Re: Greeting cards I like to send.
Post by sandie99 on Apr 7^th, 2004, 7:12am

Those are hilarious! Thanks, Thomas! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Greeting cards I like to send.
Post by bobkip on Apr 7^th, 2004, 11:37am

Good ones. Thanks Thomas.
Kip