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(Message started by: Tiannia on Mar 31^st, 2004, 2:58pm)

Title: The Genie
Post by Tiannia on Mar 31^st, 2004, 2:58pm

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbledupon a bottle.
She picked it up and rubbed it, and 'low-and-behold' a
genie appeared! The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a
storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in
the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with
each other and I wantall the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and
vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be
reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm
out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but
not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and
please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I'venever been able to
find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and
fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and
gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is
faithful. That is what I wish for ... a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Show me that map again."

Title: Re: The Genie
Post by Superpain on Mar 31^st, 2004, 3:49pm

ROFL [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Genie
Post by FZfan on Mar 31^st, 2004, 7:37pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]