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(Message started by: FZfan on Mar 24^th, 2004, 11:30pm)

Title: huge cigarette lighter
Post by FZfan on Mar 24^th, 2004, 11:30pm

Larry was sitting at the bar when the guy next to him lit a cigarette with a huge cigarette lighter. "Wow; cool lighter!" said Larry. "Where'd you get it?" "I rubbed this magic lamp here and a genie granted me one wish." "Really? Can I try it?" "Why not?" Larry rubbed the guy's lamp and sure enough, out popped a genie. "I grant you one wish!" said the genie. Larry didn't hesitate at all. "I want a million bucks!" "Granted!" said the genie and disappeared back into the lamp. Suddenly the door swung open and in flew thousands and thousands of ducks, quacking, flailing, falling all over each other, trying to fit inside the bar. "I can't believe it!" said Larry. "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" The guy with the lamp replied, "And you thought I wished for a twelve-inch Bic?"