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(Message started by: t_h_b on Mar 22^nd, 2004, 9:35pm)

Title: An old woman went into a drugstore.....
Post by t_h_b on Mar 22^nd, 2004, 9:35pm

An old woman went into a drugstore and asked the clerk in a shaky voice, "Young man, do you know what a dildo is?"

The clerk, getting over his initial shock, finally said, "Yes, I guess I do."

In a shaky voice she asked, "Do you sell them here?"

After a short pause, he answered, "Why, yes, we do."

She stepped a little closer to him. In an even shakier voice the old woman asked, "Do you know how to use them?"

"I guess so..." said the clerk, becoming more uncomfortable with this line of questioning.

The old woman, now absolutely trembling, leaned in a little closer and asked, "Well, do you know how to turn them off?"

Title: Re: An old woman went into a drugstore.....
Post by dodie on Mar 23^rd, 2004, 3:57pm

A husband went into a sex store to get a surprise for his wife for their anniversary.
He asked the clerk about the voice acctivated dildo.
the clerk said " it responds to voice command , watch , out of the box !"
the dildo jumped out of the box
" door " the dildo flies to the door and starts going at the key hole so hard it splits the door in half .
" back in the box " the dildo flies back into the box .
the husband amazed decided to get this for his wife. He takes it home and explains she needs to say " out of the box and then crotch" and the dildo will please her. but forgot to tell her "back in the box"
One day when he is gone a buisness she decided to try it . When she was done she could not figure how to get it out. Very embarrassed she decided to go to the hospital to have it removed.
In the car , having orgaisms the whole way she is having a hard time driving and gets pulled over. she has to explain to the cop about the voice activated dildo how it does what you say, and is so embarrassed to do so. But she is soon releaved when the cop responds to her rediculouse story by saying " voice activated dildo my ass ! "

Title: Re: An old woman went into a drugstore.....
Post by Tiannia on Mar 23^rd, 2004, 4:09pm

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Title: Re: An old woman went into a drugstore.....
Post by t_h_b on Mar 23^rd, 2004, 6:55pm

on 03/23/04 at 15:57:50, dodie wrote:

But she is soon releaved when the cop responds to her rediculouse story by saying " voice activated dildo my ass ! "

That's a good one!

Nice illustration by Tianna, too.