Clusterheadaches.com Message Board


    
      
        Clusterheadaches.com Message Board
        (http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi)
      

        New Message Board Archives >> 2002-2004 Funnies and Jokes >> ugly people
        
(Message started by: BobG on Mar 19^th, 2004, 8:23am)

Title: ugly people
Post by BobG on Mar 19^th, 2004, 8:23am

A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a crash, and everyone on the bus dies. They go to Heaven.

Because of the grief they have suffered, God decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is. The person answers, "I want to be beautiful," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line sees this and says "I want to be beautiful too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway down the line, the last person in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this man is rolling on the floor, laughing his pants off.

Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks the laughing one what his wish will be. The man eventually catches his breath, and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".

Title: Re: ugly people
Post by thomas on Mar 19^th, 2004, 8:48am

LMMFAO.............. Hey, everybody, don't get on a bus with me....... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: ugly people
Post by kim on Mar 21^st, 2004, 1:51pm

LOLOL! BobG ;;D

Title: Re: ugly people
Post by jonny on Mar 22^nd, 2004, 7:33pm

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4dd03b3127ccebaaabddca1910000001610

Title: Re: ugly people
Post by Tiannia on Mar 23^rd, 2004, 12:42pm

on 03/22/04 at 19:33:10, jonny wrote:

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4dd03b3127ccebaaabddca1910000001610

Amazing, Because of your little cartoon, I actually got my husband to look at this site. Maybe if I can get him to look at the jokes and stuff, he might actually start looking at the informative stiff to. Thanks jonny.

-Tia

Title: Re: ugly people
Post by Melissa on Mar 23^rd, 2004, 12:46pm

Quote:

informative stiff

Tia, please tell me this is a typo... [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: ugly people
Post by Tiannia on Mar 23^rd, 2004, 12:48pm

on 03/23/04 at 12:46:08, Melissa wrote:

Tia, please tell me this is a typo... [smiley=crackup.gif]

OMG yes it was and a very bad Freudian Slip. [smiley=crackup.gif][smiley=crackup.gif][smiley=crackup.gif][smiley=crackup.gif][smiley=crackup.gif]
[smiley=crackup.gif][smiley=crackup.gif]

Think I need to get the hubby to stopp playing hte computer so much and play with (cough) other things. ;;D

Title: Re: ugly people
Post by Melissa on Mar 23^rd, 2004, 12:53pm

what's on YOUR mind today?

LOL ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: ugly people
Post by Tiannia on Mar 23^rd, 2004, 1:04pm

on 03/23/04 at 12:53:05, Melissa wrote:

what's on YOUR mind today?

LOL ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

hehe well at least I still think about it. ;;D lol

Title: Re: ugly people
Post by Melissa on Mar 23^rd, 2004, 1:13pm

Oh no, don't tell me you're in the same boat I am. [smiley=nono.gif] Lately all I have left is "thinking" about it. [smiley=nopity.gif] Where is the love?? [smiley=bigcry.gif] waaahhhhhhhhhhh

Title: Re: ugly people
Post by Tiannia on Mar 23^rd, 2004, 1:15pm

hehe my husband has been working way to much Over Time latly. :-/ Think I need to get a babysitter and remedy this situation. [smiley=sgrin.gif]

Title: Re: ugly people
Post by t_h_b on Mar 23^rd, 2004, 6:57pm

on 03/23/04 at 13:15:52, Tiannia wrote:

Think I need to get a babysitter and remedy this situation. [smiley=sgrin.gif]

Your marriage might be better off in the long run if you were the one providing the remedy instead of the babysitter.

;;D

Title: Re: ugly people
Post by Tiannia on Mar 23^rd, 2004, 11:20pm

on 03/23/04 at 18:57:46, t_h_b wrote:

Your marriage might be better off in the long run if you were the one providing the remedy instead of the babysitter.

;;D

OK I completly le myself open for that one. rofl ::)