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(Message started by: FZfan on Mar 17^th, 2004, 1:18am)

Title: Irish Toastmasters Club
Post by FZfan on Mar 17^th, 2004, 1:18am

John O'Riley was at a member of an Irish Toastmasters Club where a contest was held to see who could quickly improvise the best toast. John soon piped up with, "Here's to the best years o' me life / Spent between the legs o' me wife!" and he won the contest. When he arrived home, his wife asked him about his evening. "I won the contest for the best toast." "Really, dear? What was it?" Not wanting to embarrass her, he improvised again. "Here's to the best years o' me life / Spent in church wi' me wife." "How sweet, John. Thank you for thinking of me!" The next morning, Mrs. O'Riley was shopping in town and ran into another member of the Toastmasters club. "Hello, Mrs. O'Riley. That was some great toast your husband John gave at the meeting last night." "Yes, it was," said Mrs. O'Riley, "but he wasn't exactly honest with the facts. You see, he's only been there twice; the first time he fell asleep and the second time I had to pull him out by the ears!"