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(Message started by: FZfan on Mar 14^th, 2004, 10:40pm)

Title: let's pretend we're married
Post by FZfan on Mar 14^th, 2004, 10:40pm

A man and a woman, total strangers, are assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a transcontinental train. After some initial uneasiness, they decide to make the best of it, with the man sleeping in the upper berth while the woman sleeps in the lower. In the middle of the night, the man leans over, and says loudly, "I'm sorry to wake you, but it's cold in here. Would you mind reaching over and handing me a blanket?" She leans out and looks up at him with a glint in her eye. "I have a better idea. How about if, just for tonight, we pretend we're married?" The man breaks out in a big grin. "Okay. Awesome!" She replies, "Good. Now get your own fucking blanket!"