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(Message started by: FZfan on Mar 10^th, 2004, 10:24pm)

Title: random small ones
Post by FZfan on Mar 10^th, 2004, 10:24pm

Mrs. Smith found Little Johnny making faces at other children on the playground. "Johnny, when I was a child, they told me that if I made ugly faces my face would freeze up and stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and said, "Well, Mrs. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned!"

"You're a high-priced lawyer? If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?" "Absolutely, what's your second question?"

A man phones the local hospital and yells, "You've gotta send help! My wife's in labor!" The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?" He replies, "No! This is her husband!"

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to play magic?" She replies, "What's 'magic?'" He says, "Magic is when we go to your place, make love, and then I disappear!"

Adam tells Eve that he is going to search for food. When he finally returns after three days, Eve is absolutely livid. "Where have you been? What have you been doing?" Adam rattles off a few lame excuses ("Got lost." "Horse died.") before falling asleep. But he awakes with a start to find Eve poking his chest. "What are you doing?" he asks. "Counting your ribs!"

Mommy, I just found out that the neighbor boy has a penis like a peanut!" "You mean it's small?" "No, salty!"