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(Message started by: Tiannia on Mar 8^th, 2004, 7:33pm)

Title: There are only eleven times that historians agree
Post by Tiannia on Mar 8^th, 2004, 7:33pm

There are only eleven times that historians agree that the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

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10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

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9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877

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8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938

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7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926

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6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

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5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566

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4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

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3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC

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2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1999

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and a drum roll...................

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003.