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(Message started by: Bud Root on Feb 29^th, 2004, 4:08am)

Title: Gerbil
Post by Bud Root on Feb 29^th, 2004, 4:08am

Actually from the LA Times.

“In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But, I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil.” Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and homosexual partner Andrew “Kiki” Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. “I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,” he explained. “As usual, Kiki shouted out “Armageddon”, my cue that he’d had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn’t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.” At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. “The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil’s fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball. “Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.“
[smiley=laugh.gif]Anamal

Title: Re: Gerbil
Post by violet on Feb 29^th, 2004, 12:17pm

The poor gerbil. Can you imagine being re -ncarnated as that poor gerbil? :-[
Maybe that's what will happen to Geroge W in his next life.

Title: Re: Gerbil
Post by dodie on Mar 8^th, 2004, 11:37am

how come you never hear about the PETA people getting on the gays ass's ( no pun intended )
for cruelty to animals ? [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Gerbil
Post by Jimmy_B on Mar 8^th, 2004, 12:03pm

on 03/08/04 at 11:37:41, dodie wrote:

how come you never hear about the PETA people getting on the gays ass's ( no pun intended )
for cruelty to animals ? [smiley=huh.gif]

Cause it's never happened. "Gerbil-stuffing" as it's affectionately known, is an urban legend.

www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.htm

Jimmy (Don't ask & I won't tell...) B.

Title: Re: Gerbil
Post by thomas on Mar 8^th, 2004, 12:57pm

on 02/29/04 at 12:17:12, violet wrote:

The poor gerbil. Can you imagine being re -ncarnated as that poor gerbil? :-[
Maybe that's what will happen to Geroge W in his next life.

And here I though that only Republicans were mean-spirited. lol.