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(Message started by: aprilbee on Feb 20^th, 2004, 2:58pm)

Title: Girlfriend's house for dinner
Post by aprilbee on Feb 20^th, 2004, 2:58pm

This guy and girl were dating, and they were going to have dinner with her parents. The girlfriend informed her boyfriend that this was the night she wanted to make love for the first time.

The boyfriend was ecstatic, he ran to the pharmacy and the pharmacist spoke with him for an hour about how to use a condom, and sex and stuff. When its time to make the purchase, the pharmacist asks the boy, do you want the 5 pack, 10 pack or family size? The boy thought and said, since this is our first time, I plan on rockin this girls world all night long, so give me the family pack!

That night, as he sat down to dinner with his girlfriends parents, they bowed their heads to pray, and when they were done everyone lifted their heads, except the boyfriend. They waited and waited and he still had his head bowed down. Finally the girlfriend says, I didn't know you were so religious, and the boyfriend says, I didn't know your father was a pharmacist!