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(Message started by: TxBasslady on Feb 18^th, 2004, 4:54pm)

Title: REDNECK FIRST-AID
Post by TxBasslady on Feb 18^th, 2004, 4:54pm

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, “ I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “ Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, make sure he’s dead.”

There is silence….and then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line, “Okay, now what?”

Title: Re: REDNECK FIRST-AID
Post by thomas on Feb 18^th, 2004, 4:57pm

LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: REDNECK FIRST-AID
Post by Tiannia on Feb 18^th, 2004, 6:17pm

[smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]

OMFG that was BBBAAAADDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: REDNECK FIRST-AID
Post by Belle on Feb 19^th, 2004, 12:06am

niiiiice!

Belle
::)

Title: Re: REDNECK FIRST-AID
Post by KingOfPain on Feb 19^th, 2004, 4:05am

Round these parts we call that a Coweta-ism.

You would have to been around Cowetians to
understand.

Trust me, you are lucky if you can't relate.

Really.

Title: Re: REDNECK FIRST-AID
Post by Kirk on Feb 19^th, 2004, 6:36am

Sweeeet.

TTFN

Title: Re: REDNECK FIRST-AID
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Feb 20^th, 2004, 9:52am

O M G !!!

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