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(Message started by: thomas on Feb 12^th, 2004, 7:38pm)

Title: For all you C and W fans
Post by thomas on Feb 12^th, 2004, 7:38pm

Top Country Songs of 2003

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And Damn I Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And, the Number 1 Favorite Country Song of 2003 Is:

1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, but I've Sure As Hell Woke Up With A Few