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(Message started by: kim on Feb 12^th, 2004, 2:50pm)

Title: Fly Paddy Planes
Post by kim on Feb 12^th, 2004, 2:50pm

>AerLingus Flight 101 was flying from Heathrow to Dublin one night,
> with Paddy the Pilot, and Seamus the co-pilot. As they approached
> Dublin airport, they looked out the front window.
>
> "B'jeesus," said Paddy, "will ye look at how fookin short dat
> runway is."
>
> "You're not fookin kiddin, Paddy," replied Seamus.
>
> "Dis is gonna be one a' de trickiest landings you're ever gonna see,"
> said Paddy.
>
> "You're not fookin kiddin, Paddy," replied Seamus.
>
> "Right Seamus. When I give de signal, you put de engines in
> reverse,"said Paddy.
>
> "Right, I'll be doing dat," replied Seamus.
>
> "And den ye put de flaps down straight away," said Paddy.
>
> "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Seamus.
>
> "And den ye stamp on dem brakes as hard as ye can," said Paddy.
>
> "Right, I'll be doing dat," replied Seamus.
>
> "And den ye pray to de Mother Mary with all a' your soul,"
> said Paddy.
>
> "I'll be doing dat already," replied Seamus.
>
> So they approached the runway with Paddy and Seamus full of
> nerves and sweaty palms. As soon as the wheels hit the ground, Seamus
> put the engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes
>and
> prayed to Mother Mary with all of his soul.
>
> Amidst roaring engines, squealing of tyres and lots of smoke, the plane
> screeched to a halt centimetres from the end of the runway, much to the
> relief of Paddy and Seamus and everyone on board.
>
> As they sat in the cockpit regaining their composure, Paddy looked
> out the front window and said to Seamus "Dat has gotta be de shortest
> fookin runway I have EVER seen in me whole life."
>
>Seamus looked out the side window and replied, "Yeah Paddy, but look
>how fookin wide it is."

:D

Title: Re: Fly Paddy Planes
Post by justasound on Feb 13^th, 2004, 1:09am

After the terrorist string, you're just asking for trouble..... ::)

Title: Re: Fly Paddy Planes
Post by thomas on Feb 13^th, 2004, 8:42am

SHe wont get any trouble from me, and I am Irish...... I thought it was fuckin' funny.

Title: Re: Fly Paddy Planes
Post by Kirk on Feb 16^th, 2004, 4:01pm

Dammit Kim had me laughing so hard fell out of my chair.