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(Message started by: thomas on Feb 12^th, 2004, 11:19am)

Title: Lil' poetry for ya
Post by thomas on Feb 12^th, 2004, 11:19am

>THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME
WITH
>THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT ...
>THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
>
>Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
>But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
>
>*************************
>
>I thought that I could love no other
>Until, that is, I met your brother.
>
>**************************
>
>Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
>the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
>
>**************************
>
>Of loving beauty you float with grace
>If only you could hide your face.
>
>****************************
>
>Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
>This describes everything you are not.
>
>******************************
>
>I want to feel your sweet embrace
>But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
>
>*******************************
>
>I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
>************************************
>
>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
>Marrying you screwed up my life.
>
>************************************
>
>I see your face when I am dreaming.
>That's why I always wake up screaming.
>
>***************************************
>
>My love, you take my breath away.
>What have you stepped in to smell this way?
>
>****************************************
>
>My feelings for you no words can tell
>Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
>
>*****************************************
>
>What inspired this amorous rube?
>Two parts scotch, one part ice cube