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(Message started by: Jimmy_B on Feb 4^th, 2004, 3:53pm)

Title: Have to find a new Country until 2008!
Post by Jimmy_B on Feb 4^th, 2004, 3:53pm

Being as it looks like I will have the lovely choice of either GEORGE W. BUSH or JOHN KERRY for President of the United States until 2008...I feel it is imperative to turn tail & hide in another Country until 2008.

I am currently looking for another Country to "wait until this blows over", for the next 4 years. Preferably a Country that has near zero unemployment, a healthy economy, cheap but effective Healthcare & clothes optional beaches. Oh...and also "no new taxes".

Please respond by November 2nd. 2004. ;;D

Jimmy

Title: Re: Have to find a new Country until 2008!
Post by thomas on Feb 4^th, 2004, 4:28pm

Keep lookin' bro, you ain't gonna find it.

Title: Re: Have to find a new Country until 2008!
Post by violet on Feb 5^th, 2004, 3:11pm

Perhaps that country is in another dimension!
Vi ;;D

Title: Re: Have to find a new Country until 2008!
Post by justasound on Feb 11^th, 2004, 12:26am

Nope, I checked there too.

Title: Re: Have to find a new Country until 2008!
Post by bobkip on Feb 11^th, 2004, 12:41pm

I think the place your looking for is called heaven (or hell) but from what I understand, it's permanent.
Kip

Title: Re: Have to find a new Country until 2008!
Post by Major_Headcase on Feb 18^th, 2004, 6:08pm

Jimmy B,

Iceland, Land of Fire & Ice, would meet most of your needs ... though the "clothing optional" beaches are replaced by C/O hot springs in most towns.

;;D

Title: Re: Have to find a new Country until 2008!
Post by Kirk on Feb 19^th, 2004, 6:13am

I think Belize might suit you.
It sure would me.

TTFN

Title: Re: Have to find a new Country until 2008!
Post by Charlie on Feb 23^rd, 2004, 7:25pm

Cryogenics.

It's the only way to get around the "evil doers."

Chilly Charlie