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(Message started by: bubu on Feb 3^rd, 2004, 8:41am)

Title: new theory on origin of ch
Post by bubu on Feb 3^rd, 2004, 8:41am

a human brain is equal to about a hundred supercomputers and we use only a small porton of it. theories range from 4 to 30 percent, either number leaves a huger amount of unused space, so, aliens, who travel in a parallel universe, where interstellar travel is possible, search the universe for unused brainspace and found earth to be an ideal place, so usually a pair=couple comes to roost in our brains, only o few of these aliens are breeders and we with ch are host to these breeder parallel dimension aliens who go into heat usually about once an earth year which lasts for about 6 weeks, they choose a special part of our brain to mate=fuck and like to do this activity when we are less active or stressed out, now chronic ch'ers unfortunately have a pair of nympho-sex addict aliens in their brains and therefore have no respite.
if you dont believe this let me prove it,
these aliens can not communicate telapathetically, so they use sign language, have you ever wondered why when you pass someone on the street you scratch your cheek, or all the other unconscience movement we make, touching our hail, pinchng out ears, blinking, etc, this is just the aliens communicating.
i dont kow if this will help anyone, but at least, its good to know the origin of our dilema.
:)

Title: Re: new theory on origin of ch
Post by Samantha_Smith on Feb 4^th, 2004, 10:38am

Are you one of the CH on magic mushrooms?

Title: Re: new theory on origin of ch
Post by KingOfPain on Feb 6^th, 2004, 2:07am

on 02/04/04 at 10:38:25, Samantha_Smith wrote:

Are you one of the CH on magic mushrooms?

LOL!

Title: Re: new theory on origin of ch
Post by PatFan on Feb 6^th, 2004, 2:54pm

Is that what all the head"bangin" is all about......

Title: Re: new theory on origin of ch
Post by hdbngr on Feb 9^th, 2004, 11:42am

Even the "headbangers" aren't spouting this kind of stuff!

Title: Re: new theory on origin of ch
Post by Major_Headcase on Feb 9^th, 2004, 1:43pm

FINALLY a scientific study that accounts for the difference between episodic and chronic CH! Case Closed!

PS - speaking of gestures, my boss just picked his nose and "scratched himself" when he walked past my cubicle ... what's that mean, other than confirming he's what we've suspected for quite a while ... he's an alien?