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(Message started by: Tiannia on Feb 2^nd, 2004, 12:14pm)

Title: bumper stickers and strange throughts
Post by Tiannia on Feb 2^nd, 2004, 12:14pm

1. Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some don't have film.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

8. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

11. He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.

12. She's always late. In fact, her ancestors arrived on the "Juneflower."

13. You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

14. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be
without sponges.

15 Honk if you love peace and quiet.

16. Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.

17. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

18. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

19. It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial costs and blame it on the higher cost of living.

20. Just remember if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

21. The 50-50-90 rule:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

22. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

23. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

24. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world population.

25. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

26. The things that come to those that wait
may be the things left by those who got there first.

27. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking.

28. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

29. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

30. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

31. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

32. Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

33. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

34. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

35. When you go into court,
you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people
who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

36. Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

Title: Re: bumper stickers and strange throughts
Post by KingOfPain on Feb 6^th, 2004, 1:49am

Thanks Tiannia.

Funny stuff.

Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

(use to be my tag line....love it)

Title: Re: bumper stickers and strange throughts
Post by amen on Mar 5^th, 2004, 5:35pm

I wanted to put this one on my ex sister in laws car when we found out she was cheating on my brother.

"Sleeps well with others"

Unfortunately since we never really got along, I would have been the first suspect. :-/

Title: Re: bumper stickers and strange throughts
Post by Tiannia on Mar 5^th, 2004, 5:36pm

That was cute.... Would have worked well for my husbands ex wife. ;;D

Title: Re: bumper stickers and strange throughts
Post by dodie on Mar 8^th, 2004, 11:19am

bumper stickers seen and liked :

"remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerouse ?"

"the more people I meet the more I like my dog"

"I whisper but my horse doesn't listen"

"thank god Im an athiest"

" thank godess its friday "

dodie