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(Message started by: juvy on Jan 14^th, 2004, 6:12am)

Title: The Fairy
Post by juvy on Jan 14^th, 2004, 6:12am

A Fairy told a married couple: for being such an exemplary married couple for 25 years, I will give you each a wish.

"I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband"......said he wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets appeared
in her hands.

Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said:

"Well......this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So....I'm sorry my love, but my wish is......to have a wife 30 years younger than me"

The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish. The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.......abracadabra!... Suddenly the husband
was 90 years old.

Moral: Men might be bastards but Fairies are Female!