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Title: In the beginning there was the Computer... Post by Melissa on Jan 6th, 2004, 3:56pm In the beginning there was the Computer. And God said C:\>LET THERE BE LIGHT! Enter user-id. C:\>GOD Enter password. C:\>OMNISCIENT Password incorrect. Try again. C:\>OMNIPOTENT Password incorrect. Try again. C:\>TECHNOCRAT And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 1. C:\>LET THERE BE LIGHT! Unrecognizable command. Try again. C:\>CREATE LIGHT Done C:\>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH And God created Day and Night. And God saw that there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 00:01:00, day 1. And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 2. C:\>LET THERE BE FIRMAMENT IN THE MIDST OF WATER AND LIGHT Unrecognizable command. Try again.. C:\>CREATE FIRMAMENT Done. C:\> RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 2. And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 3. C:\>LET THE WATERS UNDER HEAVEN BE GATHERED TOGETHER UNTO ONE PLACE AND LET THE DRY LAND APPEAR AND Too many characters in specification string. Try again. C:\>CREATE DRY_LAND Done. C:\>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH C:\>LET THE EARTH PRODUCE FRESH GROWTH, LET THERE BE ON THE EARTH PLANTS Too many characters in specification string. Try again. C:\>CREATE PLANTS Done. C:\>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH So it was; the Earth yielded fresh growth, plants bearing seed. And God saw that there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 3. And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 4. C:\>CREATE LIGHTS IN THE FIRMAMENT TO DIVIDE THE DAY FROM THE NIGHT Unspecified type. Try again. C:\>CREATE SUN_MOON_STARS Done C:\>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH These lights governed day and night and seperated light from darkness. And God saw there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 4. And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 5. C:\>CREATE FISH Done C:\>CREATE FOWL Done C:\>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw that there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 5. And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 6. C:\>CREATE CATTLE Done C:\>CREATE CREEPY_THINGS Done C:\>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH C:\>NOW LET US MAKE MAN IN OUR IMAGE Unspecified type. Try again. C:\>CREATE MAN Done C:\>BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY AND REPLENISH THE EARTH AND SUBDUE IT AND HAVE DOMINION OVER THE FISH OF THE SEA AND OVER THE FOWL OF THE AIR AND OVER EVERY LIVING THING THAT CREEPETH UPON THE EARTH Too many command operands. Try again. C:\>RUN MULTIPLICATION Execution terminated. 6 errors. C:\>INSERT BREATH Done C:\>RUN MULTIPLICATION Execution terminated. 5 errors. C:\>MOVE MAN TO GARDEN OF EDEN File Garden of Eden does not exist. C:\>CREATE GARDEN.EDN Done C:\>MOVE MAN TO GARDEN.EDN Done C:\>RUN MULTIPLICATION Execution terminated. 4 errors. C:\>COPY WOMAN FROM MAN Done C:\>RUN MULTIPLICATION Execution terminated. 3 errors. C:\>CREATE DESIRE Done C:\>RUN MULTIPLICATION Execution terminated. 2 errors. C:\>CREATE FREEWILL Done C:\>RUN FREEWILL And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn Warning: No time limit set. 1 errors. C:\>UNDO DESIRE Desire cannot be undone. File may be in use by Freewill. C:\>DELETE FREEWILL Freewill cannot be deleted. it may be a hidden or system file or may be in use. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. C:\>HELP Desire cannot be undone. File may be in use by Freewill. Freewill cannot be deleted. it may be a hidden or system file or may be in use. Try again, cancel or quit program. Try again Try again, cancel or quit program. cancel Try again, cancel or quit program. quit Try again, cancel or quit program. C:\>CREATE TREE_OF_KNOWLEDGE And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn Warning: No time limit set. 1 errors. C:\>CREATE GOOD, EVIL Done C:\>ACTIVATE EVIL And God saw he had created shame. Warning system error. Missing or corrupt file: Man and Woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors. C:\>SCAN GARDEN.EDN FOR MAN, WOMAN Search failed. C:\>DELETE SHAME Shame cannot be deleted. File may be in use by Freewill. C:\>DELETE FREEWILL Freewill cannot be deleted. it may be a hidden or system file or may be in use. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. C:\>STOP Unrecognizable command. Try again C:\>BREAK C:\>BREAK C:\>BREAK ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR MAINTENANCE IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF. C:\>CREATE NEW WORLD You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created. C:\>DESTROY EARTH Destroy earth: Please confirm. COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME day 8 AT 00:00:00 YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW. And God logged off at 23:59:59, day 6. And God rested. |
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