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(Message started by: Jimmy_B on Dec 31^st, 2003, 6:51pm)

Title: For Her Eyes, Only...
Post by Jimmy_B on Dec 31^st, 2003, 6:51pm

Saw this on Jokes.com today and couldn't help but laugh...sorry....

For Women Only

Which Gift would you like?

To determine YOUR personality check the gift you'd most like to get.
1. Candy/Chocolate
2. Flowers
3. A sweet poem
4. Sex
5. Dinner/Dancing
6. Waffle iron
If you answered...(scroll down)

Answer: ________________________

1. CANDY/CHOCOLATE
It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional
gifts and hopefully likes to share...
OR
you're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over
everything even true love. You fat bitch.

2. FLOWERS
It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of
flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture...
OR
you get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die. You sadistic cow.

3. A SWEET POEM
It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognises the power and beauty of the written word...
OR
you're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a
cultured person who recognises the power and beauty of the written word. You stingy minge.

4. SEX
It means that...You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful...
OR
you're a filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal
living solely for one carnal experience after another. You randy
tart. (meet me at my place later)

5. DINNER/DANCING
It means that... You enjoy the company of that special someone and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight...
OR
you're easy to please and probably willing to sell your body for
food and a few quick turns around the dance floor. You cheap very *friendly* person.

6. WAFFLE IRON
It means that... You're a practical person who believes in gifts
that you can actually use...
OR
you have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is all about and
probably have some sort of deviant sexual fetish involving kitchen appliances. You raunchy very *friendly* person. (I'll be 'round shortly)

Title: Re: For Her Eyes, Only...
Post by Paigelle on Jan 6^th, 2004, 12:37pm

Ha! I am a cheap friendly person!

Title: Re: For Her Eyes, Only...
Post by Tiannia on Jan 9^th, 2004, 1:31pm

"You cheap very *friendly* person"

Same here. ;;D

Tiannia :-*