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(Message started by: thomas on Dec 10^th, 2003, 2:54pm)

Title: Ex-Pres still trying to stay in shape.
Post by thomas on Dec 10^th, 2003, 2:54pm

Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he
happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after
day.

With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what
was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker
continued for days.

He'd run by. She'd holler, "Fifty dollars!"
He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on
his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill
realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what Bill
had been really doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn
good explanation for the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill
became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker where
she always stood. Bill tried to evade the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks