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(Message started by: kim on Dec 4^th, 2003, 3:36pm)

Title: Musings..........
Post by kim on Dec 4^th, 2003, 3:36pm

> > > > >If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?
> > >
> > >
> > > > >Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
> > squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
> > >
> > >
> > > > >Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt
and
> > think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?
> > >
> > >
> > > > >Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
> > >
> > >
> > > > >If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
> > >
> > >
> > > > >Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
> > horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
> > >
> > >
> > > > >Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're
> > both dogs!
> > >
> > >
> > > > >What do you call male ballerinas?
> > >
> > >
> > > > >Why do they call it 'getting your dog fixed' if afterwards it
doesn't
> > work anymore?
> > >
> > >
> > > > >If Wile Coyote had enough money for all the Acme products, why
didn't
> > he just buy dinner?
> > >
> > >
> > > > >Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
> > >
> > >
> > > > >Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower,
> when
> > he doesn't usually wear any pants?
> > >
> > >
> > > > >Did Adam and Eve have navels?
> > >
> > >
> > > > >Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?
> > >
> > >
> > > > >Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have a 's' in it?
> > >
> > >
> > > > >Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
> > >
> > >
> > > > >And who opened that first 'oyster' and said "My, my, my. Now
doesn't
> > 'this' look yummy!"
> > >
> > >

Title: Re: Musings..........
Post by thomas on Dec 4^th, 2003, 3:38pm

Hardee har har [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Musings..........
Post by Paigelle on Dec 4^th, 2003, 4:29pm

Why oh why did you do this to me? I will sit here and think about this stuff now. [smiley=laugh.gif] Especially the egg thing.