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(Message started by: taraann on Dec 1^st, 2003, 2:32am)

Title: Brain Transplant
Post by taraann on Dec 1^st, 2003, 2:32am

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>In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their
>family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired
>and
>somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news he said as he surveyed
>the worried faces.
>
> "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain
>transplant.
>It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope."
>"Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the
>brain
>yourselves."
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>The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
>After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a
>brain
>cost?"
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>The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a
>female brain."
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>The moment turned awkward. Men in the room
>tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some
>actually
>smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the
>question
>everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
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>The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
>group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
>price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
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>SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE MEN YOU THINK
>CAN
>HANDLE IT