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(Message started by: Jimmy_B on Nov 28^th, 2003, 6:49am)

Title: Murphy's Law
Post by Jimmy_B on Nov 28^th, 2003, 6:49am

* Murphy's First Law for Wives:

If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget three of the first five.

* Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation:

The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.

* The Salary Axiom:

The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

* Miller's Law of Insurance:

Insurance covers everything except what happens.

* First Law of Living:

As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.

* Weiner's Law of Libraries:

There are no answers, only cross-references.

* Isaac's Strange Law of Staleness:

Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.

* The Grocery Bag Law:

The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

* Lampner's Law of Employment:

When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.

Enjoy your week-end,

Jim