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(Message started by: Cluster_head on Nov 26^th, 2003, 2:16pm)

Title: Be Specific
Post by Cluster_head on Nov 26^th, 2003, 2:16pm

A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a hand to start the car. I told her to get into our second car, a prehistoric oversized gas guzzler, and use it to push my car fast enough to start it. I pointed out to her that because the VW had an automatic transmission,it needed to be pushed at least 30mph for it to start.

She said "fine!", hopped into her car and drove off.

I sat there fuming wondering what she could be doing.

A minute passed by and when I saw her in the rear-view mirror
coming at me at about 40 mph, and I suddenly realized that I
should have been a bit clearer with my directions...

;;D

Title: Re: Be Specific
Post by brain_cramps on Nov 26^th, 2003, 2:26pm

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO FUNNY!!!

just sittin here, by myself, splitting a gut!!!!!

thx
grant

Title: Re: Be Specific
Post by JDH on Nov 26^th, 2003, 3:43pm

LMMFAO!!! ;;D
hope you didn't get whiplash

Jim

Title: Re: Be Specific
Post by thomas on Nov 26^th, 2003, 4:01pm

Cool hood ornament on your old car. lol.