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(Message started by: TxBasslady on Nov 19^th, 2003, 1:16pm)

Title: THE BRIDGE
Post by TxBasslady on Nov 19^th, 2003, 1:16pm

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one desire."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several of my beautiful natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife! I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong', and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Jean

Title: Re: THE BRIDGE
Post by sandie99 on Nov 20^th, 2003, 10:15am

Oh, good one! ;;D

Title: Re: THE BRIDGE
Post by Elaine on Nov 20^th, 2003, 4:47pm

ROTFLMO !