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(Message started by: lioness on Nov 13^th, 2003, 9:41pm)

Title: too funny
Post by lioness on Nov 13^th, 2003, 9:41pm

thought everyone could use a laugh

This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared in The Atlanta Journal.

[b][/b]SINGLE, BLACK FEMALE SEKS MALE COMPANIONSHIP. ETHNICITY UNIMPORTANT!!

I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404)875-6420 and ask for Daisy

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

Men are so easy. [smiley=laugh.gif]