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(Message started by: Peppermint on Nov 7^th, 2003, 4:36pm)

Title: Ready for the Holidays
Post by Peppermint on Nov 7^th, 2003, 4:36pm

SOMETHING CORNY TO MAKE YOU SMILE.....

Things you can only say at Thanksgiving time and get away with .

01. Talk about a huge breast!
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
03. It's Cool Whip time!
04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
05. Whew, that's a terrific spread!
06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

::)

btw thomas -
... thom-ass sent me this... [smiley=laugh.gif] what'd I tell ya!

Title: Re: Ready for the Holidays
Post by thomas on Nov 24^th, 2003, 2:51pm

Beautiful [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Ready for the Holidays
Post by TxBasslady on Nov 26^th, 2003, 1:43am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Oh Pepp.....
that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

Jean