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(Message started by: Tiannia on Oct 31^st, 2003, 12:37pm)

Title: A funny thing happened at the Halloween Party....
Post by Tiannia on Oct 31^st, 2003, 12:37pm

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Hallowe'en Party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good
time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without
pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party. In as much as
her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have
some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with
him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping
a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and
being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry
and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived She let him go
as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed,
so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just
before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put
the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he
would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind
of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never
even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some
other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.

But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume
to...!"
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