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(Message started by: Tiannia on Oct 24^th, 2003, 4:09pm)

Title: Dear Manufacturer you have a great product....
Post by Tiannia on Oct 24^th, 2003, 4:09pm

Dear Tide;

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you
have.

I've used it since the beginning of married life,
when my mom told me it was the best.

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine
on my new white blouse.

My husband started to berate me about my drinking
problem.

One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot
of his blood on my white blouse as well.

I tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.

After a quick trip out, I stopped and got a bottle
of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out!

They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests
were negative!

I thank you, once again, for a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the
Hefty bag people.