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(Message started by: YMe on Oct 21^st, 2003, 11:12pm)

Title: Lonely Old Lady
Post by YMe on Oct 21^st, 2003, 11:12pm

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her
company. So off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched.
Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked
by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

He whispered ,"I'M LONELY TOO, BUY ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY."

The old lady figured--WHAT THE HECK, she hadn't found anything else.

She bought the frog and put him in the car.

Driving down the road the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WONT BE
SORRY."

So the old lady figured WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.

IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous sexy young
handsome prince.
THE PRINCE THEN KISSED THE OLD LADY BACK..........AND GUESS WHAT THE OLD
LADY TURNED INTO?

COME ON GUESS?

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON

SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST MOTEL SHE COULD FIND.

She's old.......NOT DEAD!!!!!