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(Message started by: Tiannia on Oct 21^st, 2003, 12:50pm)

Title: Lesser of Three Evils (George W Bush Joke)
Post by Tiannia on Oct 21^st, 2003, 12:50pm

The Lesser of Three Evils

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is
waiting for him.

I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "You're on my list, but I
have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you
what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as
you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool
of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and
over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't
think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room and in it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony
if all I could do was break rocks all day!" said George.

The devil opened a third door. Inside, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"

Title: Re: Lesser of Three Evils (George W Bush Joke)
Post by Hound_Dogg on Oct 21^st, 2003, 4:24pm

[smiley=biggrin.gif]

LMMFAO

Jim