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(Message started by: thomas on Oct 15^th, 2003, 4:01pm)

Title: More golf
Post by thomas on Oct 15^th, 2003, 4:01pm

GOLF CHUCKLE

I did all of that?

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club
member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As
he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a
policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the
sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"

"Yes," the golfer responded.

"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over
the trees and off the course?"

"Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.

"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew
out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's wind-
shield. The car went out of control, crashing into five
other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make
it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are
you going to do about it?"

The golfer thought it over carefully and responded...

"I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my
grip and lower my right thumb."