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(Message started by: nancyc on Oct 5^th, 2003, 10:47am)

Title: Hey, Barb D and Donna....
Post by nancyc on Oct 5^th, 2003, 10:47am

Look what we have to look forward to...LMAO

Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly
despondent over the recent death if her husband. She decided that she
would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out
his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart,
since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the
vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called
her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would
be on a woman. The doctor said, your heart would be just below your left
breast.
Later that night......Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a
gunshot wound to her knee.

Smiles, nancyc

Title: Re: Hey, Barb D and Donna....
Post by BarbaraD on Oct 5^th, 2003, 12:10pm

That one HURT!!!! BD

Title: Re: Hey, Barb D and Donna....
Post by Donna on Oct 5^th, 2003, 9:49pm

Oh sure, I should be so lucky. My wound would be just about under the last rib.

Title: Re: Hey, Barb D and Donna....
Post by nancyc on Oct 5^th, 2003, 11:27pm

LMAO...the droopy boob warning...smiles,nancyc