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(Message started by: Gofishgriff on Aug 15^th, 2003, 2:52pm)

Title: O'Leary's hat
Post by Gofishgriff on Aug 15^th, 2003, 2:52pm

O'Leary showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down
when he saw him. O'Leary had never been seen in
church in his life.
After Mass, the priest caught O'Leary and said "O'Leary, I am so glad
you decided to come to Mass, what made you come?"
O'Leary said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I
misplaced my hat and I really, really love that hat.
I know that Shaunassy had one just like mine and I knew that Shaunassy
came to church every Sunday. I also knew that
Shaunassy had to take off his hat during Mass and I figured he would
leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to
leave after Communion and steal Shaunassy's hat."
The priest said, "Well, O'Leary, I notice that you didn't steal
Shaunassy's hat. What changed your mind?"
O'Leary said "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 commandments, I
decided that I didn't need to steal Shaunassy's
hat."
The priest gave O'Leary a big smile and said "After I talked about Thou
Shalt Not Steal' you decided you would rather do
without your hat than burn in Hell, right?"
O'Leary shook his head and said "No, Father, after you talked about
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where
I left my hat." :o