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(Message started by: ClusterChuck on Aug 14^th, 2003, 2:24am)

Title: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 14^th, 2003, 2:24am

Different Ways To Say “You’re Stupid”

o A few clowns short of a circus
o A few fries short of a happy meal
o An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
o A few beers short of a six-pack
o Dumber than a box of hair
o A few peas short of a casserole
o Doesn’t have all their cornflakes in one box
o The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster is dead
o One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
o One taco short of a combination plate
o A few feathers short of a whole duck
o All foam, no beer
o The cheese slid off her cracker
o Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
o Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
o He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
o An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
o As smart as bait
o Chimney’s clogged
o Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash
o Doesn’t know much, but leads the league in nostril hair
o Elevator doesn’t go to the top floor
o Forgot to pay her brain bill
o Her sewing machine’s out of thread
o His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels
o His belt doesn’t go through all the loops
o If she had another brain, it would be lonely
o Missing a few buttons on his remote control
o No grain in the silo
o Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
o Receiver is off the hook
o Several nuts sort of a full pouch
o Skylight leaks a little
o Slinky’s kinked
o Surfing in Nebraska
o Too much yardage between the goal posts
o No the sharpest knife in the drawer
o The lights are on, but nobody’s home
o 24 cents short of a quarter

Title: Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
Post by Woobie on Aug 14^th, 2003, 3:04am

Not the brightest crayon in the box..

Title: Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
Post by KenB on Aug 14^th, 2003, 5:57am

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train is nowhere in sight.

Title: Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
Post by 5-string on Aug 14^th, 2003, 1:48pm

Well, I guess Darwin was wrong.

Title: Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
Post by zanychef on Aug 14^th, 2003, 1:52pm

what about.....several cups short of a tea/coffee service?

Title: Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
Post by firebrix on Aug 15^th, 2003, 2:56am

One sandwich short of a picnic?
A kumara short of a hangi?

you inspire me!
firebrix

Title: Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
Post by ksmiggy on Aug 15^th, 2003, 7:07am

if brains were sh** there would be no flies on him
he should not be allowed to breed
ameoba have come a long way, shame you didn't keep up

Title: Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
Post by Patrick_A on Aug 25^th, 2003, 11:20am

Sharp as a Bowling Ball!
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer!
Dumb as a box of rocks!

Title: Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
Post by brain_cramps on Aug 27^th, 2003, 1:09am

- Stuck on a Tuesday looking both ways for a weekend

- Nice guy/girl, but will never split the atom

- got nothing on Sherlock ::)

- about as bright as a 2-watt bulb

Title: Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
Post by bryan_richards on Aug 30^th, 2003, 2:12pm

If he had two head, he'd be twice as stupid.
If brains were explosives he'd not have enough blow into a tissue.

Title: Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
Post by Big_Dan on Sep 2^nd, 2003, 10:49am

"Sharp as a sack of wet mice" - Foghorn Leghorn

If you walk into a room with two people talking, and one looks bored, He's the other one.

I can't believe he beat out 10,000 other sperm.

-Big Dan

Title: Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
Post by Spindrift on Sep 2^nd, 2003, 4:54pm

I've always liked "dumb as a bag of hammers".
sd

oh, and of course the classic: "Somewhere, a village is missing an idiot".

Title: Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
Post by Charlie M on Sep 30^th, 2003, 4:29pm

THE DRIVEWAY DOES NOT MAKE IT TO THE STREET :P

Title: Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
Post by Major_Headcase on Oct 1^st, 2003, 9:22am

A few bricks shy of a full load

only one oar in the water

and the all time classic when you can't think of a better one ... "shit for brains"

Title: Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
Post by Dave_Emond on Oct 12^th, 2003, 9:39pm

What an area to see how stupid I am ... trying to figure out how to add pics and stuff :P

Title: Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
Post by wobbie64 on Mar 1^st, 2004, 12:14am

then there is my favorite...

What are you, dumb or both!!!!????
[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
Post by Gena on Mar 2^nd, 2004, 10:26am

I like "to much hole in his/her donut"

Title: Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
Post by dodie on Mar 5^th, 2004, 2:28pm

blond......
stupidsayswhat?
he/shes kinda cute for a mongloid .....