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(Message started by: kim on Aug 5^th, 2003, 7:10pm)

Title: Twinkle Toes**
Post by kim on Aug 5^th, 2003, 7:10pm

> > A large woman wearing a sleeveless dress walked into a pub in Dublin.
>She
> > raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to
>all
> > the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a
>lady a
> > drink?"
> > The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at
>the
>end
> > of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter
>and
> > bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
> > The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She
>turned
>to
> > the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the
>same
> > hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
> > Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar
>and
> > said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
> > The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old man,
>it's
> > your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep
> > calling her-the ballerina?"
> > The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got
>to be
>a
> > ballerina!"
> >
:D