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(Message started by: Gofishgriff on Jul 30^th, 2003, 2:58pm)

Title: Bubba, Daryl and Gomer
Post by Gofishgriff on Jul 30^th, 2003, 2:58pm

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty
badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body,
so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and
Gomer. The three men had always done everything
together.
Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled
back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up
pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician
rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange.

Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer
took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty
well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled
him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The
mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a$$holes." "What? He
had two a$$holes?" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew he had two a$$holes. Every time we
went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with
them two a$$holes."