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(Message started by: Live4Fun on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 12:42pm)

Title: Bank Robbery
Post by Live4Fun on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 12:42pm

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to
find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also
contained nothing but vanilla pudding.

The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING... :o

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