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(Message started by: Elaine on Jun 20^th, 2003, 9:41am)

Title: A great come back!
Post by Elaine on Jun 20^th, 2003, 9:41am

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoing,
archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised
on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but
you're not one, are you.

The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!!

Title: Re: A great come back!
Post by brain_cramps on Jun 20^th, 2003, 1:30pm

Elaine

Now THAT is hilarious ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

sitting here, cleaning coffee off my laptop,
grant ;D

Title: Re: A great come back!
Post by Callico_Kid on Jun 26^th, 2003, 11:51pm

Sorry I didn't hear it!!! ;D

I would have loved to have BEEN there to see it!

Thanks, that made my night.

jc

Title: Re: A great come back!
Post by OwieMan on Jul 22^nd, 2003, 3:21pm

;D BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHASh ;D

I appologise to all of the prostitutes out there