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(Message started by: Roxy on Jun 5^th, 2003, 9:24am)

Title: Limericks
Post by Roxy on Jun 5^th, 2003, 9:24am

This is from a newspaper contest on Long Island:

The requirements were to use the two words:
Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the Unabomber), in a limerick.

Here are the three winners:

Third place:

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
Let's not leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.