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(Message started by: kim on May 22^nd, 2003, 5:46pm)

Title: Mama Bear
Post by kim on May 22^nd, 2003, 5:46pm

> In this life I'm a woman.
>
> In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When
> you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing
> but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
>
> Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself
> stupid. I could deal with that, too.
>
> When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who
> are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and
> wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.
>
> I could definitely deal with that.
>
> If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean
> business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If
> your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
>
> I could deal with that.
>
> If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up
> growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and
> excess body fat.
>
>